December 2011
94 posts
Watching the Black Keys vs. Vampire Weekend
- Ezra: I'm gonna bash those ironic glasses right through your skull!
- Dan: Bring it on, Cape Cod!
- Me: omfg you're going down Black Keys I meAN SURE THERE'S TWO OF YOU AND ONE OF HIM BUT IT'S EZRA WITH A BAT AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET OWNED BY THE SWEET JEWISH PRINCE OMG DON'T GO FOR THE FACE THOUGH I'LL ACTUALLY CRY LOL WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HE'LL PROBABLY JUST RAISE HIS EYEBROW AT YOU AND YOU'LL IMPLODE BECAUSE HE'S SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE.